Banana Suit

They found him hours later covered in ice cream, chocolate syrup and crushed nuts

Spider Mouse

Neither am I really…

Brain Tickle

You can also do it with a pencil inserted into the ear

Utterly Useless

His coworkers have nicknamed him Edward Pizza Cutter Hands

Waiting in Line

It also smelled like agony and suffering. Yeah, smelled.

Epic Battle

Which will be trumped with the introduction of the werewolf astronaut…

Nervous Twitch

It wasn’t the first time it had happened